My first love poem

(If this doesn' suck nothing does)

Darling when we kiss
Darling when we kiss,

Its like a plunger on the sink

And it looks like between man and a monkey,

You are the only missing link

And when you hug me like a bear,

I will die of stink, I truly fear

And when you whisper sweet nothings in my ear,

I just wish, I couldn't hear

And Though you are kid at heart,

In the bed you are a 70 year old trying to be a brat

And when I cook and make u eat

you look like a constipated man on the toilet seat

But when u feed me with your hands

I feel like the penguin in the park

Honey even if you have money,

and try in vain to be funny

and care for me when my nose is runny

I wont go with you wether cloudy or sunny

And now you know,

when you popped the question with the ring,

I just said "I love you darling, but marraige ain't my thing'