In Conversation

(with my room mate)

Me and my room mate have a healthy communication between us, the sorts even couples would envy..Here are some pieces of conversations I had with her, which are worth a mention....umm lets call her MRM (my room mate) for convenience.

Scene I

We in process of setting up our house and are busy buying utensils in a shop, My room mate busy looking at two exactly similar pieces of steel container.....

MRM (to the shopkeeper): ये दो बर्तन तो एक जैसे है, फिर ये बीस का क्यों और ये तीस का क्यों ?

shopkeeper (to my room mate): मैडम क्वालिटी मैं फर्क है दोनों के इसीलिए

MRM (to the shopkeeper): तो फिर इससे भी घटिया क्वालिटी का कोई बर्तन दस रूपए मैं दे दीजिये

Me: HuH??????

Scene II

We are getting ready for the office. I come out of the bath and am busy doing other chores. My room mate, smelling something...

MRM (to me) : That smells good, looks like its your hair. is it the new shampoo you have got? What brand it is?

Me (to MRM) : Its Nyle, the orange one we saw at the store yesterday.

MRM (making a face): Oh that, I really hate that smell..

Me: HuH???

Scene III

Me and MRM are woken up by a call very early in the morning. Totally irritated we are both unable to go back to sleep.

MRM: Hey bugz!!!! lets get up and do some early morning exercise

Me: Yawnnn....what!!!!?? No way I need some more sleep..

Both of us try to go back to our early morning sleep, as I wonder that getting some exercise is probably a good idea.

Me (turning to MRM): You know what!!?, you are right, we should get some exercise done now that we are awake.

MRM (with really irritated look): Bugz!!!! पागल हो गई है ???!!! इतनी सुबह कौन exercise करता है

Me: HuH???